Title: Five office toys the team loves. (And one nobody will own up to.)
Author: Hagar
Rating: FRC/G
Pairing: gen
Summary: Penelope Garcia is rightly proud of her role in making the BAU office toys more like real playthings and less like executive showoff pieces. It still doesn't make the marshmallow missile launcher her fault.

Do not drink anything while reading this fic, for the sake of your keyboard. I think I ventured into the cracklands.

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